After a terrifying eleven hour lapse in service, Blackberry users from coast to coast can finally rest easy, and resume their normal day-to-day activity of obnoxiously checking their emails every two seconds.

But while some are simply "relieved that this whole thing is finally over," others are still somewhat traumatized by the events that left them utterly unreachable for nearly eleven grueling hours.

"Eleven hours!" whined one disgruntled Blackberry user. "Eleven hours without my Microsoft Outlook calendar! Geez, do you have any idea how many games of Brick Breaker I could have played in that time?"

Fortunately, no one seems to have been physically harmed during the brief (but devastating!) suspension of Blackberry service, although several disgruntled i-Bankers have complained of "severe psychological damages," and many have confessed to "swiping [their] kid daughter's pink Sidekick Treo."

Update: "The Day The Blackberry Died" nearly causes another Ka-DOW; Research In Motion (Blackberry's service provider's) share prices sustain significant losses following the 11-hour nightmare.