While we're on the topic of Jews and all the problems they cause, word arrives that Fall Fashion Week may have to be rescheduled because when Moses climbed Mount Sinai, God made no mention of calendar conflicts between self-important designers and ringing in the new year.

Members of the Council of Fashion Designers of America recently received a memo discussing options for rescheduling next fall’s Fashion Week, which coincides with Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year. Designers currently slated to show on the holy day, September 13, include Calvin Klein (Jew!), Zac Posen (Jew!), and Vera Wang (married to a Jew!). The memo presents three alternatives: no change, moving it forward two days, or delaying it until October.

Or, you know, giving Sept. 13 to designers like Anna Sui (not a Jew!), John Galliano (not a Jew!), and Gucci (really, really not a Jew!).