• Jennifer Connelly shows us what happens when you accidentally confuse your mother's garish floral-print sofa for a dress and then accidentally get run over. Several times.

• Amy Winehouse gets arrested. Even tackier? It was at the Radisson.

• Lindsay Lohan gets manhandled (or should we say boobie-handled) by her bodyguard.

• Then again, it's not as though Lindsay's really been playing hard to get.

• Heath Ledger is in talks to reprise his award-winning role from Brokeback Mountain in what might very well be the most ill-conceived sequel in cinematic history.

• Apparently, Oprah's still reminiscing about the time when she used to be fat.