• It turns out this isn't even the first time Ellen DeGeneres regifted a stray dog. She's reportedly been peddling those second-hand bitches all over town!

• If you had to make out with one of these two Kid Rocks, which would you choose? (And no fair saying "assisted suicide.")

• Young urban black communities continue to ignore the risks of smoking in favor of the allure of nicotine.

• Jake Gylennhaal tries to pull a Larry Craig, gets confused and ends up in a women's lavatory with Susan Sarandon instead.

• Cate Blanchett is totally ready for Halloween. Which explains why she paired this blousy, pumpkin-colored shirt over a black lampshade at an Elizabeth screening in Madrid.

• Anyone else think Gisele Bundchen might be sporting an Adam's apple?