• Christina Aguilera tricks her new hubby into wearing an effeminate grass skirt by telling him, "You are beautiful. No matter what they say."

• Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson's adulterous affair-turned-relationship is over, even before it "officially" ever began.

• Thanks to Sarah Silverman, Cisco Adler's balls will be hanging around for just a little while longer.

• Victoria Beckham defies gravity and mandatory pants-or-skirt requirement in this revolutionary corset singlet.

• Watch out Lindsay—there's a new hottie in town. And she doesn't have "mandatory drug-testing" written into her employment agreement.

• Who knew Ryan Seacrest acting like himself could be so damn hilarious?