• A new rumor has it that Kevin Federline married Brit solely for her money, pushed her into divorcing him then tried to win custody of the kiddies to increase the amount of his monthly alimony checks. Well, obvs.

• Meanwhile, word has it Britney's been taking a dangerous combination of OTC stimulants. Unlike Jesse Spanow, however, she hasn't been taking them so she can pass her geometry midterm.

• Someone forgets to tell Rihanna's makeup artist, stylist that Halloween is over.

• "Wait until they get a load at my strategically placed necklace," giggled Jessica Simpson. "Assuming everything goes according to plan, no one will even ask me about that crappy new clothing line I only pretended to design."

• Actor Shia LaBeouf was busted in Chicago last weekend for getting drunk and refusing to leave a Walgreen's. Even more surprising? TMZ totally got scooped on the mugshot.