• A police investigation on Amy Winehouse? Eh, we're not surprised. But an investigation that "has nothing to do with drugs?" Now, that's shocking.

• The only things we like more than umbrellas are candid photos of Rihanna grabbing some other chick's boobs.

• Grey's cast members join the WGA picket line. Seriously! Well, at least long enough to smoke their cigarettes in between takes.

• Celebrities show paparazzi how annoying they are by taking infinitely less lucrative shots of the photogs themselves. Take that, snappers!

• Britney Spears puts on her very best tight white turtleneck sweater and decides "What the hey, I'll buy a car." Oh, to be insanely rich and mentally unstable…