• Kim Kardashian knows you aren't ready for this jelly.

• A nostalgic look back at a time where Paris pretended to go to jail for the sake of high fashion, belated irony.

• Gisele Bundchen says "nobody is a virgin when they get married" nowadays. Then, to prove her point, she reminded us all that she's "single and fabulous" by banging Tom Brady and having a minor pregnancy scare.

• Petra Nemcova ruins a perfectly good upskirt moment by masterfully exiting out of an NYC taxicab. Bitch.

• Nicole Richie continues to hide her face underneath a giant, terrycloth towel. Out of shame, perhaps? No, that can't be it…