• Amy Winehouse insists she's "too busy" to do drugs. Which totally makes sense, what with all the singing, binge drinking, and scratching her husband's face and all.

• Lindsay ditches her new boyfriend in favor of her old girlfriend.

• And speaking of old habits dying hard, Sharon Stone's vagina refuses to be ignored.

• Jonathan Rhys Meyer admits he wants to be a singer, proves he's still utterly capable of taking a normal picture.

• Not even Victoria's Secret models can make metallic pink jackets look sexy.