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Ashley Olsen Makes Cameo Appearance At A Kindergarten Show & Tell; Has Six Year-Olds Captivated Until She's Eventually Overshadowed By The Boy Who Brought In His Collection Of Nondescript Shiny Objects
• Meanwhile, Ashley Olsen is reportedly going to great lengths to please her new boyfriend, Lance Armstrong. Including allowing his twin six year-old daughters to bring her into school as "Show & Tell." [via Dlisted]
• Heidi Montag loves breast implants, long walks on the beach and the Bible, says religion is "how I got to where I am."
• Tom Cruise proves that white man can neither jump nor dance.
• Heidi Klum horrifies Seal, her family by borrowing a few parenting tips from Britney Spears.
• Ashlee Simpson's dress is almost as transparent as her desire to surgically alter her face until she's the spitting image of her more successful older sister.
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Actually, Ashlee Simpson altered the same beaky-but-beautiful nose her sister continues to have … so the analogy isn't really apt … nor is AS's dress particularly transparent … yours is a labored posting from any angle …