• It turns out there actually is something grosser than styling Brandon Davis' oily coif. Yep, you guessed it: frisking Amy Winehouse's beehive.

• Britney Spears, naked! And, better yet, heavily retouched!

• Sean Connery was devirginized at 8 years old. No wonder this guy's James Bond!

• Meanwhile, at the opening of her British tour, Winehouse "stumbled into the venue half an hour late, slurred her words, walked into a guitar stand, dropped her microphone [and] almost collapsed in tears." So pretty much just business as usual.

• Rachel Bilson will always be Summer Roberts to us. Because we loved The O.C.! And because Bilson could still easily pass for an adolescent.