• In other news, the Victoria's Secret fashion show reminds us how extraordinarily sexy medium-range lingerie Really is! Especially when worn by Brazilian models. Who have zero percent body fat.

• And Heidi Klum "makes an ass out of herself." Literally.

• Despite having served 84 minutes in a state penitentiary, Lindsay Lohan has not even begun to pay her debt to society.

• Trendwatch: Plastic surgery correction to usurp plastic surgery as the lastest celebrity must-have by next season.

• Amy Winehouse 's manager quits amid concerns over his own health. Specifically, over the perceived risks of secondhand heroin inhalation, otherwise known as all those dangerous drugs Amy Winehouse claims she was much, much too busy to smoke. Repeatedly. In his presence.