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Another Oil Spill? Nope, Just John Travolta's Bedhead
• John Travolta is still frightening people with his greasy, Brandon Davis hair.
• Amy Winehouse is still insisting she's not on drugs.
• Jessica Seinfeld is still claiming she's too rich, successful to plagiarize from non-famous people.
• Paris Hilton is still an exhibitionist.
• Beyonce Knowles is still angry at Rihanna for stealing her curvaceous thunder.
• And Geri Halliwell is still…relevant?
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Hey beyonce,i like u loads.dont worry 'abt Rihana.u r hundred tyms smarter than her. Hey wen is ur weddin? Wth da rihana's of ths world (snatchers) u better b fast.