• Tyra Banks is worried that prospective suitors will wig out after discovering that she's not so much "fierce" as she is overweight and bald.

• Stop it, Amy Winehouse. You're not fooling anyone! At least, not anymore…

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• Britney's lawyer asked a judge this morning if his client's meddling "driving without a license" thing could be stayed until January 1st.

• Good thing, too! Us Weekly's omnipresent paparazzi caught the brake-impaired pop star running three stop signs later that very same day. (For her part, Brit insists that she "totally paused!")

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