• Rose McGowan heats up the cover of Arena magazine. That chick is like leave-your-wife-on-the-set-of-Grindhouse hot!

• Angelina Jolie finds it easier to talk when she's naked.

• Bruce Willis confesses he used to smoke weed. Which still doesn't explain why he grossly makes out with Courtney Love whenever he's drunk.

• In spite of all her efforts, Britney Spears truly is as dumb as a coaster.

• The more Cameron Diaz's illusionist boyfriend has to say, the more we wish he'd just make himself disappear with a wave of his magic wand.