• It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No wait, it’s just Christian Slater’s inordinately large/shiny forehead.

• Nicole Kidman’s children refuse to respect her authority.

• Come on, Steve-O. Everybody knows when you smoke weed out of a soda can, you gotta go with Coca Cola classic.

• Not sure what to get your grandparents for question? Just ask yourselves, “What would Tila Tequila do?” Then go ahead and do the exact opposite.

• Hey Katie Holmes: Salisha from Top Model called. She wants her annoyingly perky bob haircut back.