• Think Katie Holmes' new bob haircut is iconic? Just wait till you see how amazingly epic it looks on her helpless daughter, Suri!

• In an effort to clear up any last, lingering doubts as to her mental instability, Britney Spears has allegedly threatened to irreparably tarnish Paris Hilton's reputation by releasing some steamy, X-rated footage.

• Meanwhile, Dave Chappelle proves he's not crazy by performing stand-up. For more than six hours straight.

• We can think of $27 million reasons why LeBron James is better than you, none of which even remotely involve his vertical leap.

• Cindy Crawford ages gracefully, dares to expose physical imperfections.

• This Santa may only be appropriate for naughty/nice adults over the age of 18.

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