• Nicole Kidman has totally supported her relapsing/philandering husband Keith Urban and stuck by him through his alleged extramarital dalliances and reported coke binges. Which isn’t to say it’s been easy. Says Kidman, “They say the first year of marriage is the hardest. Please, God!”

• Of all the guys in the world, Lindsay Lohan has decided to date the only person in the world who Paris Hilton truly loves, besides herself.

• Eva Mendes takes a stand against fur by reminding everyone she looks much better naked than you do.

• Keira Knightley poses topless on the cover of next month’s Interview magazine. Which is to say she stares coquettishly at the camera while covering up her tiny nipples with a thin, 1-inch wide suspender strap.

• Note to Amy Winehouse: It is, in fact, possible to use drugs recreationally without leaving the house shirtless, deranged or with cocaine still dripping from your nose. Just so you know.