• Joe Simpson would never let his daughter Jessica take a role that calls for full or partial nudity! But maybe that's where her more attractive, less talented younger sister comes in?

• And now we finally understand what Lindsay Lohan sees in cheesy actor James Franco.

• Blender subtly alerts everyone in the free world that Britney Spears is way too fat to be photographed in the style of a voluptuous size 14.

• On the other hand, who says skintight clothes and micro-minis should be wasted on the impossibly thin?

• David Beckham's underwear campaign gets the Justin Timberlake treatment.