• Mischa Barton's well-defined ribcage proves hell hath no fury like a woman on a no-carb diet.

• Britney too sick to show up in court, not too sick to drive around in her giant Crashmobile.

• Breaking: Tony Parker (a.k.a. Mr. Eva Longoria) may or may not have sent some banal text messages to a person of the opposite sex.

• Woody Harrelson and Owen Wilson continue their "Fuck it, we're high" tour of 2007.

• Not even Marilyn Manson is crazy enough to sell his own foreskin. Or is he?