• Nice abs, Fergie. And by nice abs Fergie, we mean nice airbrushing, Blender.

• We took a nap, and we totally missed Tara Reid's anorexia move. We saw it coming, though.

• Amy Winehouse is arrested for perverting the course of justice. We love it when British courts talk dirty.

• The children are always to blame: Kate Hudson claims when her son was born, she realized things would never work with Chris Robinson. We thought it had something to do with the weed, her raising career and his vanishing one.

• If not for Jessica Simpson, would anyone know that it's football season?