• Talk of The Tabs preview: Heidi and Spencer are not so much getting married as they are starring in a MTV series.

• Courtney Cox and David Arquette continue their blissful relationship, so we continue not to care about them.

• In other Lauren Conrad spin-off news, Kristin Cavallari might be in talks for a new show on MTV.

• More thoughts on the Jamie Lynn Spears pregnancy: It's not a good thing.

• We're glad we don't get holiday cards from Amy Winehouse.

• We forgot, too. Ashlee Simpson is some sort of singer.