• Eddie Murphy might get married this weekend.

• Barron Hilton might smoke pot, which is so shocking for a teenager growing up wealthy in Manhattan.

• Johnny Depp may have a bad case of equinophobia. That's a fear of horses, stupid.

• Nicolette Sheridan is maybe the hottest 75-year-old ever.

• Casey Aldridge may not be responsible for Jamie Lynn Spears's baby.

• Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson may have nipples. JK! They totally have nipples.