• Of the multitude of men Lindsay Lohan made out with in Italy, only one has sold his story to a British tabloid. (So far.)

• Victoria Beckham's chest looks as fake on the outside as they are on the inside.

• 18-year-old Hayden Panettiere holds hands with her boyfriend at the mall. This would be adorable and all, except her boyfriend is her 30-year-old Heroes co-star, Milo Ventimiglia.

• Christina Aguilera's belly button has popped.

• Britney Spears is crazy; friends have narrowed it down to bi-polar disorder.