• On seeing this picture of his ex-fiancée and current GF Heidi Montag posed on all fours, Spencer Pratt thought to himself, "now this looks familiar."

• Trying to seem smart by taking a stand on the writers strike, Joaquin Phoenix ends up looking like a misguided first grader, and misspells his name.

• For our money, Brian Austin Green peaked during the later college years of 90210. Everything that came before and after was for not.

• Tara Reid says she's not anorexic, a story bought by people who also believe she's not a lush.

• Guess what? Kate Hudson and Matthew McConaughey are attractive and famous!

• Penelope Cruz making out with a girl.