• Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson look just like you thought they would in bathing suits, which is to say, not that sexy.

• Tila Tequila dresses just like you thought she would, which is to say, immodestly.

• Drew Barrymore behaves just like you thought she would, which is to say, belligerently.

• Daniel Radcliffe dates just who you thought he would, which is say, his co-stars.

• Amy Winehouse destroys her career just like you thought she would, which is to say, she won't attend the Grammy's because of her drug problems.

• Rihanna has all the body parts of a regular person, just like you thought she would, which is to say, there are pictures of her nipples available online.

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