• The latest in celebrity swimwear trends? An oversized diaper-bikini, of course!

• Victoria Beckham throws out the first pitch at an L.A. Dodgers game, despite the fact that the baseball jersey does nothing to accentuate her humongous breasts.

• Also, despite being frequently mistaken for a 10 year old boy with an "mammory gland problem," Victoria evidently throws like a girl.

• Meanwhile, rumors of Britney's comeback tour continue to spread. And Brit can barely contain herself!

• And Cameron Diaz disappoints us by going the boring/mature "Justin and I are still great friends" route, rather than the more risqué "ultimately, Justin just couldn't cut it in the sack" direction.