• Not hot: Jenna Jameson's augmented breasts.

• Naomi Campbell dating Hugo Chavez? Well, they have terrorism in common.

• Britney Spears might marry bf Adnan Ghalib. Take if from Pam Anderson: third time's not the charm.

• Shocker: Lindsay Lohan has a new beau.

• OMG!!! HSM3 is happening 4sur!

• Free time + photoshop = pictures of celebrities on money.