
• Leelee Sobieski wears underwear because she's a class act. Hollywood Tuna puts a can of tuna fish over vag because they are too.
• Maroon 5 the David Sedaris circa Me Talk Pretty One Day of the modern music, performs on TRL. Related, last night at a gym at 23rd & Park, we overheard two girls talking about the spinning classes in Syracuse. We were left to contemplate whether they were actual people or just living stereotypes.
• Britney Spears has multiple personalities? Definitely maybe. Whatever, can we got off suicide watch? It's kind of depressing.
• Stars are just like us: Here's a picture of Bruce Willis picking something up. Gravity gets us all.
• On the other hand, Amy Winehouse stops by McDonalds, coked out of her mind, and after attending her husband's hearing today, which was nothing like our morning.
• Clay Aiken is creepy looking. Just saying the facts.

She is a hottie. It seems this bad girl is seeking true love now. Her profile was found on millionaire dating site WealthyRomance.com last week. "She is very picky about guys", according to officials of that site.