• Jared Leto and Paris Hilton go to first base. In pop culture ranking, there's no difference between being on a short-lived, critically acclaimed television show in the nineties and being an heiress with a predilection to party.

• Spy shots of Mariah Carey topless, but conveniently covering her nips with her arms. Someone's publicist has been working overtime.

• Speaking of good publicity, Scarlett Johanson visits soldiers in Kuwait. She's so much more than a pretty face and a great rack.

• LC mixes it up in the hot ATL. Pretty soon we're going to need new episodes of The Hills to keep writing about these appearances.

• New York's new tourism ad has us considering a move to Portland.

• Ambition, noun: Wanting your own reality television show. Denise Richards is the definition of ambition.