• Owen Wilson was caught shopping for a bong in Venice Beach. He's back, baby!

• No one is interested in stories about Ashlee Simpson's new album. That goes does double for her new nose.

• David Beckham does goodwill work in Sierra Leone. That and a nickel will get you on the subway, buddy. Where's your goodwill adopted infant refugee?

• Amy Winehouse's rehab strategy ensures that we'll be seeing cracked-out pictures of her for some time.

• Hey, did you hear? Heath Ledger died.

• Kim Kardashian : So much more than a big ass.