• Once we spent an entire evening with our roommate watching Madonna videos. It was one of the best nights of our life. So if Madonna has $12 million to drop on a London flat that she will remake into her personal gym, the lady has earned it.

• Dealer-user confidentially is shit: Lindsay Lohan's coke dealer also sells stories.

• Maybe it's the Maybelline that's making Britney Spears crazy.

• Stupid people with stupid tattoos of stupid celebrities.

• Breaking: Kiefer Sutherland, no longer imprisoned, walks around Bev Hills.

• Hayden Panettiere has it both ways. Over 18, she can date a 30 year-old, under twenty, she can play a cheerleader for a Disney movie. Ah to be young.