• Fred Savage is expecting his second child. The wonder!

• Britney Spears suffers from a wardrobe malfunction while shooting a video. That's the least of her problems.

• A 16-year-old aspiring terrorist tried to hijack a plane and crash into a Hannah Montana show. Is it too soon for 9/11 jokes?

• Oh, Hayden Panettiere supports the whales. Whales are great. Maybe we should start watching Heroes.

• Celine Dion, who is sort of French, or is at least definitely French Canadian, went to the French NRJ Music Awards. Nice to know her heart, career are going on after the end of her Las Vegas show.

• That hot chick from Cloverfield will be making post hot poses in the next hot issue of GQ. Hot.