• Page Six uncovers that Matthew McConaughey doesn't use deodorant. Here's hoping that his next People profile reveals his toilet paper consumption.

• Bart Simpson, or rather Bart Simpson's voice, Nancy Cartwright, gave $10 million to Scientology. Residual checks well spent!

• Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson go all the way and hold hands in public.

• Avril Lavigne enjoys her last few weeks with a bikini body.

• Jessica Alba is having a boy. Whatever, unless you're buying a onesie for her, you have no business caring about this.

• Good news: If you like picturing celebrities doing menial labor, some has done the Photoshopping work for your imagination.

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