• Kate Hudson has either gained weight or gained a fetus. Knowing all the recent pregnancy announcements in Hollywood, we hope it's weight. Knowing Hollywood, it's probably a fetus.

• Jewel is still alive and still attractive in a Alaskan way.

• Speaking of which, Sophia Loren is alive and still attractive in a cougar way.

• David Beckham visits Brazil, gets a new tattoo and supports his wife. And for the only thing you care about: He's still hot.

• As if there could ever be too much, here's more on Britney Spears being crazy.

• How gay is Top Gun? Pretty fucking gay.

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