• For Jimmy Kimmel's fifth anniversary, GF Sarah Silverman makes a viral video with Matt Damon. Oh, cross-promotional love. (First twenty seconds are all that's worth watching.)

• Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert's make-out worked: we're writing about them right now!

• Tyra Banks burns her bra. How retro. And stupid.

• The Juno soundtrack is number one on the Billboard top 200. Why does popularity ruin everything?

• If different species of animals can get along, why can't different colors of people? Those pictures really make you think.

• More on the Britney Spears current lock-down than is morally defensible.