• Tom Jones allegedly insured his chest hair $7 million. Clauses regarding the natural aging process are not available.

• In other fake tan news, Lindsay Lohan's roll on stuff isn't working for her.

• Daily installment of Britney craziness. The basics: she's still crazy and her mom won't let enabler Adnan Ghalib in to see her.

• Cher will take over Celine Dion's show at the Caesar's Palace. The gays must be so relieved.

• Speaking of gay, scenes from movies that imply Sharon Stone is.

• Even Pink Is The New blog thinks the Super Bowl was incredible. Serves you right for watching the Puppy Bowl.