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• There's a rumor that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the target of a kidnapping heist. We could make a joke about why the other kids weren't targeted, but kidnapping isn't a laughing matter.
• A Swedish group is auctioning off a swim suit Nicole Kidman accidentally left at a local pool to raise money to buy cows for families in India. This is all well-intentioned, but it seems like Kidman is being forced against her will to do charity.
• "Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute In Rome!" Do you ever stop and wonder why you read gossip blogs? She does look cute, though.
• Celebrity lips are the stuff of nightmares.
• Lourdes Ciccone Leon is all grown up. We remember when she was just an accessory in a Vanity Fair photo spread.
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why in the blue blazes did the harvard lampoons name her woman of the year? if they wanted to choose a woman of limited intellect , it could have been someone who can atleast spell her name right. please tell me it was a farce.