• Paris Hilton was awarded “Woman of the Year” by the Harvard Lampoon. In her speech, she said, “Harvard is so hot!” And smart. The “Woman of the Year” award has never garnered as much publicity.
• There’s a rumor that Shiloh Jolie-Pitt was the target of a kidnapping heist. We could make a joke about why the other kids weren’t targeted, but kidnapping isn’t a laughing matter.
• A Swedish group is auctioning off a swim suit Nicole Kidman accidentally left at a local pool to raise money to buy cows for families in India. This is all well-intentioned, but it seems like Kidman is being forced against her will to do charity.
• “Rachel Bilson Is Super Cute In Rome!” Do you ever stop and wonder why you read gossip blogs? She does look cute, though.
• Celebrity lips are the stuff of nightmares.
• Lourdes Ciccone Leon is all grown up. We remember when she was just an accessory in a Vanity Fair photo spread.
Editorial Director
why in the blue blazes did the harvard lampoons name her woman of the year? if they wanted to choose a woman of limited intellect , it could have been someone who can atleast spell her name right. please tell me it was a farce.