• In order to spare its viewers from boredom, Victoria Beckham's reality show has been slashed to a measly 1-hour special. Unfortunately for NBC, however, Posh still gets her $19 million check.

• Angelina Jolie rocks an ugly $26 black-velvet dress. Because, apparently, showing up in used and out of season attire is her way of "keeping it real."

• Megan Fox's myriad of tattoos, explained! "[There's a] poem I wrote on my ribcage, a symbol for strength on my neck and my boyfriend Brian's name tattooed next to my pie." Even better? Her boyfriend is Brian Austin Green, better known as David "I Never Get Laid" Silvers from 90210.

• Kate Bosworth is great at buying and unpacking groceries. It's the "subsequently eating all the food she bought" that keeps tripping her up.

• Heidi Montag ditches her shark-toothed fiancé long enough to pose for her bevvy of admirers. By which, of course, we mean the lone paparazzo who overslept and missed the more important celebrities out for their morning jog.