• Sports Illustrated knows it demographic and its fantasies. The magazine is running a spread with Heidi Klum all over Will Ferrell.
• The theme of the next issue of W magazine is beautiful women who overcome unflattering birthmarks on their face. The cover stars: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.
• Britney Spears has been released, but she doesn't seem any less crazy.
• Speaking of which, her kids are looking remarkably well-adjusted considering what's in store for them emotionally.
• More rumors that Larry Birkhead is gay. But that would mean he was just with Anna Nicole for the money, so that couldn't be.
• When and how meeting a judge from Project Runway became a dream is irrelevant; it is a dream, and now one fulfilled by Trent of Pink is the New Blog.
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I've never wanted to shag Heidi Klum before this photo. About time!