• Sports Illustrated knows it demographic and its fantasies. The magazine is running a spread with Heidi Klum all over Will Ferrell.

• The theme of the next issue of W magazine is beautiful women who overcome unflattering birthmarks on their face. The cover stars: Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman.

• Britney Spears has been released, but she doesn't seem any less crazy.

• Speaking of which, her kids are looking remarkably well-adjusted considering what's in store for them emotionally.

• More rumors that Larry Birkhead is gay. But that would mean he was just with Anna Nicole for the money, so that couldn't be.

• When and how meeting a judge from Project Runway became a dream is irrelevant; it is a dream, and now one fulfilled by Trent of Pink is the New Blog.