• Avril Lavigne proves she can skank it up for the cover of Maxim just as well as anyone in the cool clique of B-list celebrities.

• Christina Aguilera got a c-section because she wanted to keep her vag tight. Those weren't her words, but what she does say amounts to that.

• Tina Fey is hosting the first post-strike Saturday Night Live.

• Nicole Richie and Joel Madden hold onto to their outsider status by getting their coffee some place other than Starbucks.

• "Jamie Lynn Spears Is A Giant Whore" and other things her unborn child probably doesn't want to know.

• Ironic imprisonment of former Prison Break star is less amusing for Lane Garrison than it is for us.