• Rumer Willis is denied at the cool kid Hollywood club.

• Jessica Alba took advantage of her last days with a good body by doing a spread for Latina magazine.

• Jake Gyllenhaal dumped Kirsten Dunst for her partying, or so is the digest version of the complexities of human relationships as described by Us Weekly.

• Britney Spears gets out of a car, chaos ensues.

• Subway kitty lives! Oh, how the feline spirit enlivens the human one.