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• Jessica Alba may be having twins! Sorry, we don't just hand out double exclamation points.
• We give up on trying to understand the image Perez Hilton is going for.
• Too bad Zac Efron's handlers can't use his sexuality to deny the rumors of a sex tape with him and "GF" Vanessa Hudgens.
• Dennis Quaid has aged remarkably well, but we still doubt he's rocking his natural hair color.
• Celebrities have butts: An investigation.
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Dennis Quaid had aged very well, but I think he'd look better a little less "tanned" and with some salt and pepper in his hair. Especially, his sideburns. I think his current wife is pretty ugly, cold-looking, and "fixed". Too bad Meg Ryan messed it up. They were a cute couple together.