• Sadly, this little fella truly was the best five seconds of our day.

• In addition to making a bunch of crappy movies in the 90's, Pauly Shore is, apparently, a lawn-ruiner.

• Sometimes, you don't feel truly lazy until you realize that Naomi Watts—who appears to be 13 months pregnant—is out running errands while you're sitting on your couch eating Polly-O string cheese and watching last night's So You Think You Can Dance.

• Rachael Bilson: She's too cute to be unemployed.

• Larry Birkhead tells us more than we needed to know about Anna Nicole Smith's toes, and, for that matter, Larry Birkhead himself.