• During the Swedish leg of his world tour, Justin Timberlake found time to hump Jessica Biel, spit on his fans, and scream, "You want me to juggle also?" at a little girl who shyly asked to take his picture.

• Kate Moss' boots were made for walking. Too bad the same can't be said about her unsightly old-lady legs.

• Matt Lauer interviews Pamela Anderson's crotch.

• Cameron Diaz wants to swap careers with Jack Black while somehow maintaining her body type.

• Hulk Hogan dabbled in the art of fake-wrestling, so it's only natural that his daughter would dabble in the art of fake breast implants.