• Amy Winehouse's hideous beehive hairdo momentarily distracts us from her lack of dental hygiene.
• Trannies and Madonna's brother join forces to denounce Britney Spears' comeback, ratty hair extensions.
• Mischa Barton is high on life. And, apparently, marijuana.
• Jessica Alba has a brush with the law. Unfortunately, she's not a good enough actress to cry her way out of a ticket.
• The Sex and the City movie becomes a distinct possibility now that exec producer Michael King has agreed to direct it. And Kim Cattrall has agreed that she has no other career opportunities.
• Meanwhile, rumors abound that Hugh Hefner's girlfriend is preggers! Hef has already taken the precaution of baby-proofing the "Orgy Room" in the mansion, and pre-ordering Hef Jr. a lifetime subscription to Playboy.
Editorial Director
Is there an expiration date on sperm?
Amy Winehouse is the bomb! She's the most genuinely original talent to come out of musicdom in ages AND she channels the 60's to perfection! She writes her own stuff, which is fantastic and she's adorable to boot. Raw talent who doesn't give a shite about the whole game of gossip, media, music industry fluff. Godd luck, AMY, I saw you at the Avalon, in Boston and the place was filled to the rafters with people who get it and love you! I was there and I'm a 52 year old mother of a 14 year old. Ronnie Spector, move over!