• Eva Longoria is officially a desperate housewife.

• Ever wonder how many summer cocktails you can comfortable fit on Janet Jackson's rump? Well, turns out it's only three. Crazy, we know. We had eleven in our office pool.

• Drew Barrymore to become the newest Gucci girl. Upcoming: Barrymore to tarnish Gucci's fashion-forward reputation by making out with awkward hipster Zach Braff.

• Eva Mendes reminds us that is still possible to look hot in a bikini without being grossly underweight.

• Meanwhile, is it sad that we're super jealous of Kerri Russell's post-baby weight?