• If you'd told us yesterday that Mariah Carey's ass was hotter than Mandy Moore's, we'd have called you a liar and then laughed uncontrollably. Oh, what a difference a day makes…

• As though wearing creepy, couple-coordinated outfits weren't enough, David and Victoria Beckham also have the audacity to dress their children in matching rugby shirts.

• Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz confuse crazy hats with street cred.

• At what point did it officially become physically impossible to perform on So You Think You Can Dance without lip syncing?

• Yep, just another proud moment for Gwen Stefani and her less famous husband.