• "Brad still loves Jen!" reports Star magazine. But it's more of an "I'll always care about you, but Angelina's way less frigid in the sack" sort of love.

• Only Hilary Duff could take her clothes off for Maxim and have the resulting photo spread be both classy and boring.

• Those frickin' Clay Aiken fans. It's like they're practically begging you to jam your foot on the accelerator and bump them from behind.

• An emaciated Courtney Love hits Rodeo Drive, flagged by her favorite mistake lovely daughter, Frances Bean.

• Carmen Electra: singlehandedly bringing "fuck-me boots" back.