• Penelope Cruz's sister steals the spotlight from her maybe-lesbian older sibling.

• Justin Timberlake gets back to his roots by opening his own white trash restaurant.

• Ironically, Christina Aguilera actually hates it when people fight "dirty."

• Hairspray cast strikes a pose. Interestingly, half the cast is either balding or completely hairless.

• AC Slater running shirtless on the beach makes Jesse Spanow wish she were a little less of an uptight frigid bitch.